The Euphemism Generator

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honi soit qui mal y pense

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were

inventing the hungry eel.




The Euphemism Generator can create up to 513,740,850 unique phrases!
But there's always room for more.
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Brian Eno to the rescue!
I'VE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT COLLECTS PENNIES


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